What is this guy doing?? Figure it out and win a plushie from the ever generous Oh My Stinkin' Heck who was, coincidentally, nice enough to purchase her give-away prize from Wonderland Retreat! Maybe you should follow in her steps?
Perhaps you could entice your readers with the likes of a Subversive Cross Stitch Kit from Julie Jackson, 'cause I mean, really, how could you not?